Welcome to the Cannabis Circus, Where Everyone Wins Free Highs!
Hold onto your bongs, folks! West Palm Beach is finally getting its act together and hosting the First Ever Cannabis Carnival! Yes, you heard that right—a festival dedicated to our favorite plant, where you can frolic and roll in a haze of flowers and fun. It’s like Burning Man, but with less dust and more medically-necessary snacks! Mark your calendars—April 5, 2025, 11 AM to 5 PM—because it’s about time you learned how to enjoy your medicinal brownies with flair.
Date: Saturday, April 5, 2025
Time: 11:00 AM – 5:00 PM
Location: Embassy Suites, 1601 Belvedere Rd, West Palm Beach, FL (a.k.a. The Land of Giveaways and Good Vibes)
What’s on the Agenda?
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Free Medical Marijuana Card Certifications!
That’s right, if you thought getting a medical marijuana card was harder than defusing a bomb while blindfolded, think again! Just strut into the carnival, pass an evaluation, pay an $80 state fee (because Uncle Sam’s got to eat, too), and voilà—you’re a certified cannabis connoisseur—for free! You could literally walk out with a medical card faster than you can say, “The munchies are real!” -
Carnival Games, Prizes & Giveaways!
Forget dunk tanks and ring toss; here, it’s all about higher stakes! Play games like “Pin the Leaf on the Cannabist” and win prizes that’ll make Aunt Martha’s holiday fruitcake look like ancient history. Your grandma’s quilt might be special to you, but winning a lifetime supply of CBD gummies? Now that’s the real jackpot. -
Meet Cannabis Gurus!
Finally, a chance to mingle with “green-thumb geniuses” and the Dumbledores of Dispensaries. No stiff trade show, here! Just the sweet smell of opportunity (and potentially other aromas) as you validate your burning questions about the latest strain of flower or why your friend insists that “indica is just a conspiratorial joke by the sativa squad.” - Finally Giving West Palm Beach Its Moment!
After watching South Florida puff-puff-pass about basic access for FAR too long, it’s time for West Palm Beach to shine! This carnival screams accessibility and community, proving that even if you have the personality of a wet sponge, you can still find your weed family!
FREE ADMISSION! Because why should enjoying life ever cost you a penny? Just remember to rise early; first come, first served means your dreams of a free medical card could go up in smoke quicker than your cousin’s New Year’s resolution!
Vendor & Sponsorship Opportunities!
Got a delightful product that pairs well with a joyful buzz? Get in touch, and you might just become a carnival star! Contact events@rollingupsales.com and secure your spot.
On a Serious Note…
MMJ Health is leading the charge in making sure Floridians can access medical marijuana. With their 20 locations statewide, they’re turning cannabis confusion into a thing of the past. It’s like a modern-day fairy tale where the prince isn’t riding in on a horse but on a recalibrated cannabis cart!
So folks, pack your bags (and by "bags," we don’t mean trash), grab those funky hats, and prepare yourself for the laugh-a-minute extravaganza that is the Cannabis Carnival at West Palm Beach! 
Don’t forget to register at 
MMJHealth.com/CannabisCarnival and we’ll see you there, where everyone’s palms are sweaty, and spirits are even lighter!
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Disclaimer Alert!
Before you start drafting conspiracy theories on your fridge with magnets—just know this is satire! For the actual, no-nonsense, non-bong-infused version of this news story, head over to , communitynewspapers.com (where facts wear suits and don’t tell jokes).
We highly recommend reading both versions—one for the truth, and one for the chaotic energy you didn’t know you needed. 
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