Vaping: A Fiery Disaster Gift-Wrapped as "Innovation" 🎥💨
In a world where vaping is as controversial as pineapple on pizza (which, let’s be real, is by no means a good idea), one man—Jason "The Vape Whisperer" White—steps up to defend the honor of his cannabis oil brand Select. He claims they’re all about quality, responsible vaping, and testing. Because when I think of responsible substances, my mind wanders straight to cannabis oil! (Insert slow clap here.)
Yes, Jason and his crew—the former A-Team of the ad world—decided to transform their life of jet-setting for Nike into the thrilling underground world of legal cannabis. So, gather around as the best-selling cannabis oil brand, who started their story with a cough (seriously, that’s how it began), now wants you to believe they are peddling nectar from the gods. They’ve spent half a decade fighting for their rightful throne in the kingdom of questionable decisions, and who’s counting?
The genius creative process behind their new campaign? It’s a casual “let’s just wing it, and hope for the best” vibe as they artisanally distill their message of, wait for it… “Vape Responsibly.” Thanks, Captain Obvious! Nothing says “I’m a responsible adult” like puffing on a cloud of flavored vapor while binge-watching reality TV. Cue the eye rolls and collective sighs.
These formerly prominent Nike folks reunited like a 90s boy band that hasn’t realized they’re not relevant anymore, and somehow, they even found time to feature REAL employees! You know, the people who actually know how to operate a vape pen without launching it into the stratosphere? Groundbreaking!
And of course, this dazzling cinematic masterpiece will not just be on “owned channels”—what an exciting title for a website—and social media! But it’s also supported by a thorough digital marketing strategy that’s got all the creativity and thrill of watching paint dry. Who needs celebrity endorsements when you’ve got Jen from Accounting? She rolled a joint once at a party and now watches the cousins of those who can’t spell "cannabis."
Their target audiences? A delightful mix of crunchy old-school dudes and women who have decided that they require some health consciousness with their high-ness—a.k.a. “The Cannabis Revolution.” Because if you’re going to indulge in a substance that transforms your brain into a fluffy marshmallow, you might as well know what’s in it, right?
At the end of the day, Select is committed to being “funny” and “accessible.” So next time you’re puffing on that vapor stick, just remember: the film crew laughs, the laughter rings true, and somewhere in the world, an engineering student just issued a statement that their laundry is NOT responsibly done. Cheers to that! 🍃🤣
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We highly recommend reading both versions—one for the truth, and one for the chaotic energy you didn’t know you needed. 😆🔥
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