🎸🎤 Breaking News: Butcher Babies Are Releasing an Album—Hold Onto Your Ears! 🎤🎸
Stop the presses and alert the authorities: Hollywood’s very own Butcher Babies are scheduled to drop their third studio masterpiece, Lilith, on October 27th. That’s right, folks! Get ready to pummel your senses with the sonic equivalent of nine pots of coffee and a roller coaster ride through a haunted house.
Their latest single, “Pomona (Shit Happens)”—spoiler alert, it sounds exactly like you’re imagining—promises to be their most chaotic and irreverent endeavor yet. It’ll make you question your life choices faster than a kid asked to pick between broccoli and chocolate cake. For every clever person out there who pre-orders Lilith (available in both digital and physical formats—look, they’re versatile!), you’ll unlock this musical nugget of chaos as an “instant grat.” Because nothing says “I love my ears” quite like preemptively bombarding them with noise!
Oh, and if you’re feeling particularly daring, you can also stream this audial ambush on Spotify. Just make sure you put on proper ear protection, like headphones or a hefty pillow. Your eardrums will thank you later.
Tracklist for the Hopeless (and Hopeful) Souls:
- Burn The Straw Man
- Lilith
- Headspin
- Korova
-
Iwokeuplikethis (yes, they really went there)
- The Huntsman
- Controller
- Oceana
- Look What We’ve Done
- Pomona (S**t Happens)
- Underground and Overrated (just like that one friend who insists they like experimental jazz)
Honestly, we didn’t know if they’d reach new heights of absurdity, but here we are, standing on the edge of an audio cliff.
But that’s not all! These rock’n’roll thrill-seekers are also taking their brand of sound mayhem on a two-month tour across North America as they support the mighty Hollywood Undead. You know, just casually making the nation rethink their taste in music, one city at a time.
For concert dates, because who wouldn’t want to experience this live?
Butcher Babies Tour Dates – Another Adventure in Sound
So, mark your calendars and your earplugs for the chaos that is Lilith! Prepare yourself for an unforgettable experience—whether that’s in bliss or bewilderment depends entirely on your music preferences! 🤘💥
🚨 Disclaimer Alert! 🚨
Before you start drafting conspiracy theories on your fridge with magnets—just know this is satire! For the actual, no-nonsense, non-bong-infused version of this news story, head over to , bravewords.com (where facts wear suits and don’t tell jokes).
We highly recommend reading both versions—one for the truth, and one for the chaotic energy you didn’t know you needed. 😆🔥
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