Breaking News: Butcher Babies Embrace Chaos with New Single “Pomona (Shit Happens)”
In a shocking turn of events that we totally didn’t see coming, the Hollywood-based musical wizards known as Butcher Babies have graced us mere mortals with their latest sonic masterpiece, “Pomona (Shit Happens).” Yes, you heard it right, folks! Apparently, the expletive-laden title was crafted with the utmost care and artistry—because nothing screams “high culture” like the phrase “Shit Happens.” Bravo, Butcher Babies! Bravo! 🎤💩
This avant-garde jumble is plucked from their upcoming album, Lilith, which we can only assume is named after the original queen of “I do what I want” vibes—Lilith Arbuckle, a fierce character who probably likes to double-fist mojitos while chanting “Girl Power!” at midnight. The album is set to drop on November 10 via Century Media Records, which we can only presume is an underground society of record labels dedicated to celebrating the art of mildly terrifying heavy metal!
In what we can only describe as an earth-shattering profundity, the band’s lead singer, Carla Harvey, shared in an exclusive interview with Loudwire (we’re still waiting for our invitation to the VIP section of this metal gala): “When we were brainstorming titles for our album, we wanted something that epitomized sensuality, lust, danger, and power, like watching your cat knock over a priceless vase.” Clearly, “Lilith” was the natural choice, resonating with themes of seductive chaos and “I’m gonna be me, whether you like it or not!”
But wait, there’s more! This is not your ordinary album cover, oh no! Carla described the artwork as a “beautiful, symbolic middle finger to repression.” Why, it even includes a water theme that’s “terrifying yet calming,” much like trying to decide between a swim in the ocean or not meeting your exes underwater. We can only hope that should you immerse yourself in Lilith, it cleanses you of more than just emotional turmoil—maybe even that embarrassing high school music phase you went through.
With each track plunging into the depths of tumultuous emotion and assorted nonsense, you might want to grab a life raft. The tracklist reads like a horror movie featuring a college paper outline gone rogue, with gems like “Burn The Straw Man” and “#iwokeuplikethis”—because nothing encapsulates millennial angst quite like a hashtag tribute to your post-party regrets.
So, cut off that loose thread in your existential crisis sweater, roll up those sleeves, and get ready to party like it’s the end of the world! Because with Butcher Babies’ Lilith, it’s clear that artistic expression has officially caffinated itself into the realm of complete mayhem. Will this album change lives? Ask us again after we listen while doing our taxes! 💣✨
Catch the new single “Pomona (Shit Happens)” today, and pre-order Lilith to secure your spot in album history, or at least claim bragging rights on social media later! Enjoy! 🍻🎶
🚨 Disclaimer Alert! 🚨
Before you start drafting conspiracy theories on your fridge with magnets—just know this is satire! For the actual, no-nonsense, non-bong-infused version of this news story, head over to , www.loudersound.com (where facts wear suits and don’t tell jokes).
We highly recommend reading both versions—one for the truth, and one for the chaotic energy you didn’t know you needed. 😆🔥
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