Game Studio "Fntastic" Hits New Heights of Mediocrity: The Day Before, The Day After, The Day You Want a Refund!
Ladies and gentlemen, buckle up and grab your virtual pitchforks because we have a meme worthy of its own gaming cycle! Introducing the illustrious tale of "The Day Before"—the zombie apocalypse MMO that might just become the hallmark of what NOT to do in game development, the modern-day equivalent of crafting a gourmet meal and serving it as yesterday’s leftovers.
So, what do you do when you’ve hyped up a game like it’s the second coming of video gaming? Well, if you’re the masterminds over at Fntastic (and let’s just say “masterminds” lightly), you decide the best course of action is to crank out a game so half-baked it makes your Thanksgiving turkey look fully cooked! I mean, who needs a polished gem when you can have a lump of coal masquerading as a zombie apocalypse shooter?
What’s cooking in the Fntastic kitchen? Apparently, a lukewarm pot of disappointment mixed with a dash of downright audacity! Fans were greeted with astronomical refund requests that piled up like dirty dishes after a gaming marathon, proving that refunds are still better than doughnuts—at least you can eat the doughnuts. After the studio’s splendid decision to close its doors, the internet collectively gasped, laughed, and called them out for launching "The Day Before" but actually closing it "The Day After." Lucky for you, there’s always a silver lining—Fntastic and its publisher, Mytona, are busy butchering a refund process that makes a Saturday morning cartoon look logical. They say they’ll return everyone’s money—unless, of course, you’ve played for longer than a five-minute tutorial.
Meanwhile, critics have taken to Steam, showering the game with glowing reviews like they’re throwing confetti at a wedding—only to realize it’s actually just a funeral for hopes and dreams. One brave soul fired a critique sharper than a zombie’s bite, calling Fntastic “an absolute disgrace to the video game industry.” And instead of, you know, crafting an apology that sounds somewhat less "total disaster," the Fntastic team simply nonchalantly replied, “This was our first big experience. Shit happens.” Clearly, they won the gold medal in the “Excuses Olympics”—go for the bronze next time, guys!
As the virtual zombie hordes grow increasingly bored while waiting for their gaming experience to begin, the servers remain online indefinitely. Because why let a close-to-unplayable experience stop the fun? Let’s call it an endless limbo of disappointment!
So, if you’re still not convinced that Fntastic are the masters of mayhem, just remember—they fought like gladiators to reclaim their title from a calendar app, proving once and for all that they could really use some extra time management skills. On that note, never forget, folks, a game isn’t dead until it’s out of refunds. We salute you, Fntastic. Your epic blunders shall go down in history!
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