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Berlinale Co-Production Market: Where Filmmakers Pitch and Networking Meets Nerve-Racking Awkwardness!

Grab your popcorn, folks, because the Berlinale Co-Production Market is back, and it’s like the Hunger Games of international series pitches—minus the melodrama, plus a healthy dose of schmoozing! On February 18 and 19, filmmakers from all corners of the globe will descend upon Berlin, armed with their brightest ideas and presumably a symbiotic relationship with caffeine.

Picture this: a crowded CinemaxX where ten hopeful series projects—each holding the dreams of their creators like tiny, fragile eggs—will be pitched to a horde of producers, financiers, and the elusive “international distributors” (who probably have a secret lair). While they’re simultaneously vying for attention and avoiding awkward eye contact, we’re left to wonder if someone will pitch a series about… well, a pitch event!

One of the highlights? A joyride through a world where a chemical factory from the 1950s impacts families and nature. Yes, The Best of Families is not just about the struggles of backyard barbecues in the suburban jungle, but rather a deep dive into how chemicals can ruin a good lawn—starring the creative genius behind Borgen. Forget family drama; this is about keeping your lawn greener than your neighbor’s!

Meanwhile, from the shores of Brazil and the bright lights of Miami, we’re introduced to a drug lord who is… wait for it… unusual! I know what you’re thinking: “Isn’t that like saying a cat is a little in the feline spectrum?” Directed by Fernando Meirelles, this series has potential. If only it were paired with a cook-off between drug lords and celebrity chefs, we’d have Top Chef: Underworld Edition.

And let’s not overlook our Viennese friend, the single mother moonlighting as the boss of a hashish ring titled Shit Happens. With such an eye-catching title, she honestly deserves a Netflix special just for that—because let’s face it, if you don’t steal the spotlight with a title like that, what are you even doing in this business?

Going from drug lords to rocket scientists—quite the shift, right? The German series Die Experten will take us back to the 1960s with German rocket scientists conducting espionage in Egypt. Because clearly, if you’re going to peak in politics and science, why not throw in some undercover sibling rivalry?

There’s also The Guard, a thrilling ride that will take you into the Swiss Guard’s clandestine dealings in the Vatican. Is there a sequel called The Swiss Army Knife of Sins in the works? You just know that’s going to be a hit!

And in the dramedy department, we’ve got Recipes of a Nervous Breakdown, a culinary adventure through the life of chef and author Sophie White. It’s like if Chef Ramsay had an emotional breakdown on national TV. Seriously, where’s my popcorn?

Now, what about Sk8 or Die, the exhilarating, real-life tale of New Zealand’s barefoot skateboarder Lee Ralph? If that doesn’t say “thrilling drama,” I don’t know what does! Forget the scripted drama; we need a reality series where skaters take on the morning commute!

If it sounds like a lot is happening, that’s because it is! Think of it as a game of Tetris—if every piece was a wildly ambitious filmmaker trying to align their dreams with investors’ wallets. Oh, and they’re doing it in a venue that’s fully booked. That’s right, folks, no latecomers, unless you’re hoping to squeeze in your pitch where others have fallen like so many poorly-drafted pilots!

So, what are you waiting for? Dust off those networking skills, queue up your pitches, and make sure to bring an extra-large dose of charm. The Berlinale Co-Production Market is about to get gloriously chaotic, and we can’t wait to see who becomes the next international darling—or medicated disaster story—on our television screens!


🚨 Disclaimer Alert! 🚨

Before you start drafting conspiracy theories on your fridge with magnets—just know this is satire! For the actual, no-nonsense, non-bong-infused version of this news story, head over to , www.berlinale.de (where facts wear suits and don’t tell jokes).


We highly recommend reading both versions—one for the truth, and one for the chaotic energy you didn’t know you needed. 😆🔥


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