Breaking News: Ard Islami Declares War on Marijuana Monopoly—Also, He’s Never Cheated!
In an event so monumental it deserves its own documentary, Ard Islami, the wildly famous screenwriter and producer whose friends apparently see him as "the talker" of the group, conducted a 60-second interview that could only be described as more thrilling than a high-speed chase in a low-speed golf cart.
In case you missed it, Ard has been busy evaluating two immensely popular series—”SHPK Nazi” and “O Sa Mirë.” Because nothing says "informed opinion" like comparing a show named after a dubious historical reference with a title that translates to “Oh So Good.” Talk about a nail-biter! When pressed for his genius insight, Ard confidently declared that it’s “time for SHPK Nazi.” Well, there you have it—step aside, Shakespeare, there’s a new bard in town!
But wait, here’s where it gets juicy! The reporter, clearly strapped for content, hit him with the hard-hitting question of our times: Are you for or against marijuana? Ard, with the gravitas of a wise fortune teller, declared that he indeed stands for marijuana—only in some cases, mind you. “In cases where it has health benefits or is simply enjoyed, but not for creating addiction.” Because nothing says “totally responsible consumption” like having one’s cake and smoking it too—just not too much, guys!
Let’s backtrack a bit—Ard also mentions that he’s never cheated in a relationship. Shocking revelations! It’s akin to a penguin declaring it’s never flown a plane. “Why would I cheat?” he pondered aloud, as if we were all itching to find out how he manages to dodge those pesky headlines about love and betrayal. Next, he’s going to tell us he’s never stolen candy from a baby, too!
In a world where every news story comes with drama, deception, and a little bit of sparkle, Ard Islami has bravely stepped forward to be the voice of reason—or the voice of someone who just finished a pint of ice cream and decided to reflect on their life choices. So, folks, keep your eyes peeled and your weed legal (unless it’s for medicine or fun), because Ard is out here saving the world, one questionable moral at a time!
And remember, friends: when it comes to relationships and marijuana, just say no… unless it’s recreational and beneficial, of course!
🚨 Disclaimer Alert! 🚨
Before you start drafting conspiracy theories on your fridge with magnets—just know this is satire! For the actual, no-nonsense, non-bong-infused version of this news story, head over to , telegrafi.com (where facts wear suits and don’t tell jokes).
We highly recommend reading both versions—one for the truth, and one for the chaotic energy you didn’t know you needed. 😆🔥
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