Breaking News: Huey Morgan Swaps Music for Mug-Smashing Career! 🎤💥
In a plot twist worthy of a Hollywood script (or perhaps a really questionable reality show), Huey Morgan, the not-so-stealthy frontman of Fun Lovin’ Criminals, is back in the headlines after his glorious, face-palming mug-smashing incident on Never Mind The Buzzcocks. Who knew that smashing ceramics could be the next big thing in rock ‘n’ roll?
According to the self-proclaimed “not-so-quick-witted” Morgan, it all started during a particularly intense game of “Next Lines,” where musicians guess the lyrics to songs—or as we like to call it, “A Chance to Make Utter Fools of Themselves.” Morgan decided to test his lyrical prowess on a little opus by Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg called "The Next Episode." Spoiler alert: He bombed harder than a cat in water. After failing to summon the genius lyrics, our hero couldn’t just say, “Hey, it’s all good,” no—he took it to the next level, channeling his inner Hulk and smashing what can only be described as a mug that probably weighed less than a soggy sandwich.
“Look, I was under a lot of stress, moving house and all,” Morgan exclaimed, mentioning that he was also a former marine, because apparently, stress levels don’t exist in the same universe as a strong mug. Can we just take a second to imagine what goes on in the mind of a mug-smashing mastermind? “I’m about to drop some sick rhymes… Wait, what were the lyrics again? Oh no, not the mug! Anything but that!”
Turns out, this wasn’t just a moment of flustered embarrassment; it was a confirmed low point for everyone’s favorite chaotic musical heartthrob. Speaking candidly with NME, he stated, "Without getting into it too much, being a former marine with stress disorder and white wine… shit happens!" Clearly, Huey Morgan is trying to open a new chapter in psychodrama—one where ceramic casualties are the collateral of artistic failure.
But wait, the drama doesn’t stop there! In the latest episode of “Where Are They Now?”, Morgan is now dishing out not-so-subtle jabs at the current lineup of Fun Lovin’ Criminals. In what could be considered the biggest betrayal since Game of Thrones (but without the dragons), he called them a “sad and creepy tribute act.” The current crew, featuring Brian ‘Fast’ Leiser and a couple of guys from Leicester, are apparently just impersonating him in a game of musical charades. If you thought ghosting was bad, wait until you hear the sound of former bandmates pretending to be you from hundreds of miles away!
Huey’s bad breakup with his own band even led him to brand his former mates as “frauds and cowards”! And can we talk about the language? We haven’t heard such high drama since our last family reunion!
So, what’s next for Morgan? A solo career or perhaps a Broadway show titled “Mugged Off: The Huey Morgan Story”? Either way, one thing’s for sure: Forget karaoke night; we now need “Mug Smash Musical Moments” to really get that competitive edge at parties.
Keep your mugs close and your lyrics closer, folks! 🥴🍷🎶
🚨 Disclaimer Alert! 🚨
Before you start drafting conspiracy theories on your fridge with magnets—just know this is satire! For the actual, no-nonsense, non-bong-infused version of this news story, head over to , www.nme.com (where facts wear suits and don’t tell jokes).
We highly recommend reading both versions—one for the truth, and one for the chaotic energy you didn’t know you needed. 😆🔥
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