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Breaking: Podcast Host Claims Being "Let Go" Wasn’t Personal Despite Crying into His Microphone

In an earth-shattering announcement that rocked the podcasting world (by which we mean a room full of guys in sweatpants eating Cheetos), one incredibly brave soul, Billy, has proclaimed that he is leaving the Macrodosing Podcast—a groundbreaking defeat that rivals the sinking of the Titanic, just with fewer icebergs and more questionable content decisions.

Now, we all know podcasts are the noisy equivalent of that kid in class who never raises his hand but always remembers a random fact about the Civil War. Apparently, the good folks at Macrodosing decided that having Billy—who has been meticulously crafting his "I swear I’m a serious podcaster" persona for two years—was more detrimental than having a guest who insists on doing karaoke between segments.

Billy was blindsided one fateful Monday morning while sipping what we presume was a ‘performance-enhancing energy drink’, when the bombshell dropped regarding his "remote status." Apparently, being remote isn’t good for the quality of the show! And you thought wearing pajamas while recording a podcast wasn’t a serious job! Who knew?!

“I wish Macrodosing all the best in the future. It was the greatest thing that has ever happened to me, right after that time I found out pizza was a valid breakfast,” Billy lamented, as he prepared to unfurl a new banner proclaiming “Podcasting is My Side Hustle (But Mostly My Full-Time Regret)”.

He added, “Many rumors have flown about me being fired from the Pardon My Take camp, but let’s get it straight: I wasn’t fired; I was lightly nudged out—like that awkward guy at a party who insists on showing off his magic tricks.” Vague enough to raise even more questions, Billy has now declared his gruesome, gut-wrenching transition into the world of solo podcasting—because who doesn’t want to hear one white dude rant about conspiracy theories for an hour?

“I’m just trying to innovate,” Billy said, recalling his revolutionary idea to broadcast live during a solar eclipse—because, as we know, nothing says “great content” like people squinting at the sun like it just made a really bad dad joke.

Now launching his own podcast, boldly dubbed AudioCraic, Billy has promised amazing guests like Dirty Water Don and Wonton Don—the podcasting equivalents of ‘watching paint dry’ with a sprinkle of questionable water adventures. And if you’re wondering why it’s called AudioCraic, it’s because he recently learned that “craic” is Irish for “good fun”—which ties into his serious studies into the relationship between speculative history and Irish whiskey. Genius, right?

Oh, and don’t worry! This podcast WON’T be under the Barstool umbrella. That means Billy can do whatever he wants! That’s right—expect unfiltered tangents on mammoth bones, which are definitely less controversial than the NFTs he was previously trying to sell.

As listeners brace for impact, one thing’s for sure: Billy’s podcasting journey is going to be like Story Time with Grandma—if Grandma had a wild streak for conspiracy theories and had recently suffered a major caffeine overdose. So grab your popcorn, and prepare your earholes for a new era of audio madness!


🚨 Disclaimer Alert! 🚨

Before you start drafting conspiracy theories on your fridge with magnets—just know this is satire! For the actual, no-nonsense, non-bong-infused version of this news story, head over to , www.barstoolsports.com (where facts wear suits and don’t tell jokes).


We highly recommend reading both versions—one for the truth, and one for the chaotic energy you didn’t know you needed. 😆🔥


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